oh deer this is my stop
“Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.”
I would pay a week’s worth of earnings to be a fly on the wall watching that last paragraph go down.
i luv u noah
Jules I’m gonna write about this in our porn class I promise you,
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See the Yankees can have fun too.
(Mariano back at Kauffman Stadium for the first time since he blew out his ACL shagging flies.)
Hilarious for many reasons including the not-so-vaguely penis-like outline of Rivera’s body.